Mary Worth, 3/16/13
You guys, I’m starting a new meekcore band called Beth Kinley, and the title of our first single will be “I’ll Just Have Regular Water (If It’s Not Too Much Trouble)”.
And people ask me why I love Mary Worth. It’s so unintentionally hilarious (the best kind of hilarious). You have to read it for yourself, though, it’s impossible to explain. You can’t make this shit up.